There are a lot of quirky things that can happen in any sport that will invariably end up in the funny sports blooper reel and then there are others that will end up in the professional sports scandals magazine. However, every once in a while comes a figure so screwed up that he or she ends up, not just in the funny sports bloopers videos but on all the professional sports scandals shows as well. Just like the meteorologist makes reference to the perfect storm, so should any compendium of funny sports bloopers and professional sports scandals show make reference to the king   of funny sports bloopers, also known as Iron Mike Tyson. From rape scandals to ear cartilage digestion, Mike Tyson has done so many crazy things on camera that he became every funny sports bloopers producer's wet dream. As you can see in this clip the man has an incredible talent when it comes to talking to women, he also has such a genteel demeanor towards the media and finally he probably makes the most clear and logical arguments this side of a courtroom.   There are people that are born for greatness and others born to be complete disasters, I don't know how the universe did it but funny sports bloopers will probably never see such a combination of these two ever again. Thanks Mike!