The 10 most idiotic sports injuries that shouldn’t have happened in the sports world.

10. Sammy Sousa walked into the PETCO Park clubhouse and sneezed two times. So what? He injured his back. Can’t he control his sneezes!

9. Adam Eaton was impatient in opening a DVD and couldn’t get the plastic off so he got his knife out, it slipped and oops-he ended up stabbing himself in the stomach.

8. Paulo Diogo, of Servette FC tries to prove why men don’t wear wedding rings to work. Diogo was celebrating an assisted goal and he climbed a fence. As he got down his ring got stuck and here comes his sports injury- he left most of his finger on the fence. Is this a good excuse?

7. Marty Cordova, ’95 American League rookie of the year for Baltimore, broke the number one rule for tanning. He fell asleep and woke up looking like Oompa Loompa.

8. Carlos Quentin, American League home run leader was angry at missing a pitch.  Here comes the sports injury-he punched his hand, that was still on the bat, and fractured his wrist in the process. Do you think anger management might be needed?

5. Derrick Mason, WR for the Baltimore Ravens was in a charity golf event, took an awkward swing and here comes the sports injury again-broke his wrist.  He tried to get a mulligan out of it and it was denied.

4. Bill Gramatica, Miami Dolphins’ kicker made a field goal and made a jump in celebration. As he landed he tore the anterior cruciate ligament in his non-kicking knee.

3. Coach Jack Del Rio wanted to keep his players motivated, so he put a block of wood and an axe in the locker room and told each player to take a swipe after practice. Punter Chris Hansen finished his work out early. Here comes his sports injury-missed his swipe and made a deep cut in his leg. He was immediately rushed to the hospital.  So much for that exercise, coach!

2.Kevin Johnson made a game-winning basketball shot and instead of doing a high five or being put on their shoulders, Charles Barkley squeezed him so hard that he dislocated Johnson’s shoulder. No more power-hugging Charles!